Hotel Pirâmide Pituba - Pernambuco

Checking out

If you are thinking of booking this hotel please don't. Do it for yourself. I kind of remember myself saying sentences like "it's just for sleeping" and "but it's cheap". I think I was also in a hurry and I didn't read reviews carefully. Now that I am here I think "wtf have i done". The only thing that kept me from running away is my sister in law. She has not much money and when we realize what a dump is this place it was too late, credit card was swiped. Let's start from history. This place was clearly a MOTEL once, as announced by the anti pedophilia billboard in the hall. Allarm bell n1. The only problem is that IT WAS NEVER RENEWED. The bathroom has a TERRIBLE SMELL TO IT and please check out the pictures of the shower for proofs of the HORRIBLE IGENIC CONDITIONS. (NO I am not a cleaning freak and this is not my first rodeo). The SHOWER ONLY WORKS INTERMITTENTLY and it leaks so that you feel like there is a lousy waterfall next to your bed. The bin in the toilet doesn't even have a bag. But what really broke me, was the bed. IT'S NOT A BED. IT'S A LEATHER COUCH. Do you know what does it feel like to sleep on a broken leather couch in 40 degrees Celsius? After what I may call one of the worse night of sleep of my life I went to breakfast. I am vegetarian and the only vegetarian friendly thing was only scrambled eggs and THEY TASTE WEIRD. My husband that is much less than a princess than me refused to eat them. This is a statement from me. I am on the verge of booking another hotel now. In the picture you can also see the amount of mosquitoes coming to your room due to the horrible poo smell. Also the rest of my body is in similar conditions to my hand. I think I have counted more than 60 mosquitoes bites.