Blanc Kara - Adults Only

Rooms are well designed, cleaning is acceptable, lining and bed are ok

Now, I know why it is cheap. Breakfast is led by a Queen’s nephew who is playing great drama each morning. The cantina should open at 8:00, but Jhon waits to see a queue at least 4-5 people before unlocking the door. So, it is 8:05-8:15 by then. After that, you are not allowed to get coffee or juice, you can only ask and he will pour it, whenever he wants and as much he wants. If you dare to get an egg from the mini fridge, you get a burning sight from Jhon and he immediately replace it with new. Why should eggs not be in line.. same for all the rest. You take something and he neurotically replace it. If you speak French, Jhon is nice, otherwise you are no-one. The breakfast is in general very poor - boiled egg, cheap ham, even cheaper toast cheese, toasted bread, week old croissants, older mini yogurt. All in all, worth $1 max p.p. And starts at 8:15 and finish 8:45. For French maybe till 9:00. The purpose of a hotel is a place to sleep away from home. However, forget for sleep in Blank Kara. Thin walls, drunk Polish idiots running through wooden stairs and rooms, shouting all night long, inattentive staff will kill your sleep. No matter your jet lag. Out of eight nights, we slept normally just two. With earbuds. Hotel is about ambience, service and comfort. None are available in Blanc Kara. If I want location, will sleep in the park or on the beach. At the checkout, we asked for late check out and after through consideration, the girl proudly announced, that she can give us 45min. 45 min. We spent there $1,700+ for 8 nights and she refused to let us till 1pm. Gladly offering "late" check out at 11:45am... What else - no Apple Pay, EU credit cards are unreadable for their 20Y old card reader. No umbrellas for the beach, but if you buy one ($15 from the near by grocery) you leave it for their usage.